do not read this

Seriously, don’t. Read this instead:

YOU NEED TO READ THIS BOOK If You Want To Figure Out Your Unique Purpose — Man’s Search for…

Or this:

For Serious Writers Only: Why Most People Won’t Succeed at Writing

If you’re just bored, read this:

If You Need a Smile, Read This: The Owl Pellet Inquiry

This might help if you’re a writer:

3 Ways to Harness Your Mental Energy So That You Can Write BRILLIANTLY

A big reader, are you? Knock yourself out with these: